10 January 2010

Daybreakers Movie Review

What happens in 2019 when everyone is a vampire and the human blood supply is running out?! Everyone starts going a little nuts, and those in charge of the blood, making the money, want to urgently keep a stranglehold on the market by creating synthetic blood to stop the population from devolving and becoming more violent. On the other hand the few surviving humans want to find a cure, but many of the vampires are resistant to change. What a great film, good twist on the vampire story and lots of heart stopping moments and drama.

Ben 8 out of 10
Barry 7 out of 10


8 January 2010

Paranormal Activity Movie Review

This film had been recommended over and over again by a few people popping into Blockbuster. I have absolutely no idea why they did, its the biggest pile of sh*t we have ever seen! The "terror" is actually built by a low rumble everytime the "ghost" appears. Without this rumble you would think the shadows are just moving because of a car going past outside. The woman is annoying and the man doesn't really believe. Biggest hyped film since Blair Witch, but actually manages to be worse. Have no idea how it was making whole audiences jump in the USA trailer, maybe someone farted in the dark/silence?? Avoid at all cost!!

Ben 1 out of 10
Barry 1 out of 10


1 January 2010


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Movie Reviews 2009 Top Ten

All our 2009 movie reviews been moved to our Moview Reviews 2009 archive page.

Our top ten run down for 2009 was as follows:
  1. Up 3D
  2. Star Trek
  3. 2012
  4. Terminator Salvation
  5. Avatar 3D
  6. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
  7. Law Abiding Citizen
  8. Crank 2
  9. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
  10. Surrogates

Our lemon, avoid at all costs, top three for 2009 was:
  1. New Moon
  2. Dance Flick
  3. Paul Blart: Mall Cop